A Modest Proposal

I had a Chat with Dave this morning. We came up with the perfect solution to the problem of asylum seekers. After the forthcoming war and the establishment of the Anglo-American Co-Dominion and Protectorate of Iraq, the first piece of the glorious new Anglo-American Empire for Third Millenium, set up camps for asylum seekers over there and ship them off. Tony Blair can also solve another urgent problem. Make John Prescott Governor-General.

Now, where did I put the PM's email address?(primeminister@number10.gov.uk?)