Not Wisely, but Too Well

I'm sure Dave can tell the story better than I can. I was asleep, for Heaven's sake! On Saturday, we began fairly early. I had at least two glasses of red wine in a wine bar. When we got back to Dave's, we had some New Zealand bubbly,. At the restaurant, I started with a G&T. We followed with several bottles of rather good Canadian (British Colombian) Merlot. And a calvados as a digestif. Then down the pun for a pint of cider. Then O'Neills (yes, the chain, but it has a late licence in Bath) for more cider and whatever than blue disgusting stuff is called (After Shock?). The problem is that I'm getting too old for this game and my body just *shuts* down after so much alcohol. I *had* to go to bed. Dave muttered something to me about leaving the keys outside under the flower pot. But I'd forgotten that by the time I got back. I had a very sound night's sleep, thank you very much.